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Snowman Poop!

by on Dec 12, 2010

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A bag of fake white snowman poop

Who’s on your naughty list this year? An incorrigible nephew? Your boss? Whoever gets the distinction, here’s a little something to tuck into their stockings: Snowman Poop.     

The supplies:

  • small plastic, zippy bag (mine were 2″ x 3 5/16″, which I found in the beading aisle of my craft store
  • card stock–color of choice (I used blue)
  • card stock–white
  • guillotine cutter or scissors
  • pom poms of the appropriate size (mine were 10mm, which I bought at the craft store as well)
  • computer printer (optional, but neat)
  • sticky-back tape or glue
  • embellishments, if desired (I used a tiny snowflake stamp and blue stamp pad that matched my card stock and Stickles in Diamond)

Step 1:

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Cut colored card stock to width of bag and about 2″ to 3″ long. Score at center and fold in half.

Step 2:

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Print out or write sentiment on card stock and cut to size, making it about 1/8″ shorter all around than your folded card stock. Embellish as desired.

Step 3: 

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Fill bag with pompoms and zip shut.

Step 4:

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Slip top of baggie into folded card and staple shut. 

Step 5:

Glue sentiment into place and present to your favorite naughty person. (Oh, yeah, even though the package isn’t intended to be opened–it’s just a joke, after all–this item is not really for little human or furry children, as it has small parts.)

A red and white hat having polythene bag in it and snowman poop written over it.