Giant Condom Wrapper Pillows (Giant Condom Included)

These pillows are colorful, cushy and promote safe sex. Measuring 18″ x 17″, they feature two pockets: One to hold actual condoms and one to hold a fabric condom big enough to service the Jolly Green Giant, or to use as a sleeping bag.

Available at LittleElk’s Etsy shop for 80 bucks a pop.

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