Why Bidets Are the Bomb (An Argument)

by Bruno Bornsztein

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A bidet toilet seat is contrivance for post-evacuatory cleaning of your posterior, and it's the awesomest thing you never knew you wanted in your bathroom. Most people in the United States think bidets are weird and gross, but I guarantee (not like, legally or anything, but still) that once you have one in your house, you'll never, ever, want to poop anywhere else. That's right folks, I said it; doing a poo and wiping up water-less is just...

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Toilet-paper-less Toilets?

by DIY Maven

Toilet-paper-less Toilets?

I had no idea there was such a selection of pop-on bidets out there. Hygiene for Health carries nine different models of these toilet seat/bidets and the ‘Church Purite 1898’ model just happens to be on sale right now for 409 bucks. Why is it called ‘Church’? Because it’s quiet? Because it’s clean? Although it's probably named after some guy named 'Church', I'd like to think it's named for the fact that it baptizes your backside with every use...

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