...Or melt your face. Either one.
So, we live in a townhome right now that is covered with really awesome wall-to-wall carpeting. And by "awesome" I mean "nasty". We have a staircase that's covered in this unfortunate material as well, and I've always wanted to rip it up and see what's going on under there. In my fantasy world, it would be lovely wood in need of some minor sprucing up, which I could then go buck wild on with some colorful paint.