Of course, you'll never actually eat them, but that doesn't mean they can't say exactly what you feel. Just follow this brief how-to:
- Store-bought conversation hearts
- Rasp-style grater (like a Microplane)
- Rubber-stamp kit
- Food-writing pens
1. Remove the original message by shaving away the top layer with the grater.
2. Arrange your words in your stamp, and ink them with the food-writing pens. Alternatively, create your own stamp from the extra characters, or carve one from a linoleum block. (Come on, if all you're giving is these nasty antacid tabs, you can at least put in a little effort.)
3. Stamp, stamp!