To eat your slice with your hands or not to eat your slice with your hands, that is the question. Me, I use a fork. Not because I’m an etiquette freak or anything. It’s mostly due to the fact that I have a thing about germs, and hands, as we all know, are notorious harbingers of cooties. Plus, using a fork helps prevent mouth roof burnage. Anywho, for those of us who use forks, also known as ‘forkers’, this cool little gadget just might tempt everyone to abandon the bare hand technique. The Pizza Fork, which you can almost bet will eventually be nicknamed 'The Pork' by whomever buys one, is available at Stupidiotic for a measly six bucks.