I had no idea there was such a selection of pop-on bidets out there. Hygiene for Health carries nine different models of these toilet seat/bidets and the ‘Church Purite 1898’ model just happens to be on sale right now for 409 bucks. Why is it called ‘Church’? Because it’s quiet? Because it’s clean? Although it’s probably named after some guy named ‘Church’, I’d like to think it’s named for the fact that it baptizes your backside with every use. (Talk about The Seat of the Soul.)
The ‘Church’
