Listen to me. I sound like an idiot. But honestly, this stuff smells so good that I don't care. I once took a tour of a soap making factory in Provence (imagine a field in the French countryside, carpeted with wildflowers), and this smells like that. Possibly, it's good at cleaning too, although I'm not too concerned about it.
I think this particular line is only available at Target (it's cheaper than their normal stuff, amazingly), and I can't find it online (nice one, Target). If you want to try some of their other scents, here are a bunch on Amazon.
Caldrea is based right here in Minneapolis, so maybe I'll try to get over there sometime and get a tour (hint, hint, Caldrea people).
Note: this isn't a paid endorsement, I just really, seriously, honestly like this countertop spray. Yeah, it weirds me out, too.