Somehow I managed to score this gift guide assignment again this year (see my post from 2010), even though Chris is clearly the more qualified person to do it (I mean, c'mon, he makes stuff all the time, like donuts and romesco sauce).
Nevertheless, I am nothing if not a shameless amateur, and I like to think of myself as food-literate. So, fueled by this decidedly non-gourmet turkey sandwich I whipped up for lunch and a string of INXS that somehow overtaken my Pandora station, here's my guide to the best kitchen-oriented gifts for this winter.
The rules of the game:
1. Everything under $75 (yup; it's an arbitrary limit, but I liked it)
2. Everything must be something a normal person could conceivably use.
3. Nothing with WiFi in it (seriously, let's keep Facebook out of one room of the house, at least)
1. Designer cutting boards - who said cutting boards had to be boring?
2. A fresh herb saver (works for asparagus too!) - stop feeding the basil-industrial complex, make your fresh herbs last longer!
3. Cheat-sheet apron (personalized!) - get your quarts and cups straight.
4. A good digital scale - your chocolate chip cookies will taste better; I promise (if they don't, I'll eat the leftovers ... you can't lose!)
Available for about $150 from Tesco Direct
6. Garlic roaster - your wildest dreams have finally come true; now you can have roasted garlic on french bread for every meal! (Sadly, I couldn't find one of these that wasn't butt-ugly; this was the least offensive of the bunch, or should I say, bulb?)
7. The OXO Corn Slitter - if you need another reason beyond the awesome, evil-sounding name, just think of all the money you'll save on floss.
8. A nice insulated thermos - Guys. What is the point of making hot chocolate if you can't take it with you when you go sledding? Get serious.
9. A robot tea infuser - this one's really just for Capree, who has a love of robots that borders on the pathological.
10. A DIY Cheese-Making Kit - 10-year-old-boys, withhold your jokes. Making cheese at home is really cool.
13. iPad Wall Mount - it's not breaking my no WiFi rule, 'cause it's the iPad mount, and there's no WiFi in that. Hah. Really though, how many more hot grease splatters can your iPad handle before it decides to go on strike from recipe duty?
14. A Pyrex Set - I hope none of my friends are reading this. This may be the dorkiest thing I've ever written, but a good set of Pyrex containers is invaluable. We have one, and it gets used every single day.
16. Electric water kettle - this one by Breville was given to us as a wedding gift (thanks Ben!), and it's awesome. At $79 it's slightly too expensive for this list, but just skip a latte one morning and you're good. For anyone who drinks tea; this is a must.