I Will Try To Be Like You All; I May Fail But Cut Me Some Slack, Wouldja?

by Chew Mouse



This is a garage

Are you reading me? It's a GARAGE!

And some guy's wife went and made the floor all checkerboard and installed sissy-white cabinets and put everything all anal-retentively neat. He must be so ashamed.

Now see, I would pretend not to notice if I went to their house. Because this is just so wrong.

But Mr. I'm-Married-To-A-Martha-Stewart-Wannabe got her back!

They were out...

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