This is a garage
Are you reading me? It's a GARAGE!
And some guy's wife went and made the floor all checkerboard and installed sissy-white cabinets and put everything all anal-retentively neat. He must be so ashamed.
Now see, I would pretend not to notice if I went to their house. Because this is just so wrong.
But Mr. I'm-Married-To-A-Martha-Stewart-Wannabe got her back!
They were out...