Martha:Takin' Over for Santa?

By beccajo

Ok, it used to be kind of a joke, but seriously, I think Martha Stewart is poised to take over the WORLD!!!!

There's Martha at Macy's. Martha at KMART.

And visit a Michael's store, swing a purebred persian cat*, and see if you don't hit at least one of her craft products.

Or one of her billion magazines.

Her stock has been dipping slowly over the past year, which is puzzling to me. But she's still making more money some countries on our planet. She's got a TV show, satellite radio show, newspaper column, and who knows what else. Try to think of a day when you haven't been exposed to Martha. Can you?

When is she going to run for president? I'd vote for her! I'd be afraid not to!!!!

* I love cats, and would never condone the swinging of one. Especially not in a Michael's store.

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