Oh, trust me, you will need the moat.  Perhaps a suitable alternative would be putting the polly pockets in reallly threatening poses and maybe taking a dark marker to their eyebrows(such as they are) to help with the threatening expression  Or give them russian prison tatts.  Just seemed that a moat would be easier. 

ill just take the polly pockets please...

Polly Pockets AND a moat? Sound like a slice of heaven! ;)

I like this too! ( or course)

Soo...you think maybe I can lock the doors from the inside and then dig out a mid-size moat around it and hmmm...throw up some big pinky-rose shrine to Polly Pocket and that would keep my boys from finding me? 

I'm just uh, you know,...thinking aloud here. 

Leslie

I can't imagine the joy of having windows with light steaming in!!  When I get a check for about $40,000, I'm gunna order me one!