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I Will Try To Be Like You All; I May Fail But Cut Me Some Slack, Wouldja?
By ChewMouse
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This is a garage
Are you reading me? It's a GARAGE!
And some guy's wife went and made the floor all checkerboard and installed sissy-white cabinets and put everything all anal-retentively neat. He must be so ashamed.
Now see, I would pretend not to notice if I went to their house. Because this is just so wrong.
But Mr. I'm-Married-To-A-Martha-Stewart-Wannabe got her back!
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I Want To Be Your Friend.
By ChewMouseThat was very pathetic but listen: I seem unable to accept offers of friendship.
No, no, it's not a psychological thing, it's some glitch, I click "yes" or "accept" and I get a page saying it did not work.
You think it's easy being a mouse on a computer? Do you? It's very difficult.
Also, could it be they know I cannot decorate? Is that possible?
I'm so screwed if that's the case.
