I Will Try To Be Like You All; I May Fail But Cut Me Some Slack, Wouldja?

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This is a garage

Are you reading me? It's a GARAGE!

And some guy's wife went and made the floor all checkerboard and installed sissy-white cabinets and put everything all anal-retentively neat. He must be so ashamed.

Now see, I would pretend not to notice if I went to their house. Because this is just so wrong.

But Mr. I'm-Married-To-A-Martha-Stewart-Wannabe got her back!

They were out walking and she said, "Oh, look, here are some lovely logs! I have always wanted a shelf made of local wood! Can you make this into a shelf for me? To hang in the family room?"

And he said, "No, that's a log. We can just go to Home Depot and buy some shelves if that's what you want."

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September 26, 2007

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I Want To Be Your Friend.

That was very pathetic but listen: I seem unable to accept offers of friendship.

No, no, it's not a psychological thing, it's some glitch, I click "yes" or "accept" and I get a page saying it did not work.

You think it's easy being a mouse on a computer? Do you? It's very difficult.

Also, could it be they know I cannot decorate? Is that possible?

I'm so screwed if that's the case.  

September 26, 2007

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