Writer, teacher, nurse and my house looks like....crap. The empty pool out back does not help...it leaked away.
I cannot design, I tend to just pick colors I like and go for it. You can imagine the reults.
We have such a nice house! But it's horrible.
Oh: I like to read, write, listen to music and take long walks on the beach.
yeah, you caught me, I live in Kansas and pretty much walking the fence row is as good as it gets.
I would give a lot for one of you design folks to com here and just FIX this house. Just move whatever and make it look good.
But that will never happen. So here I am.
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This is a garage
Are you reading me? It's a GARAGE!
And some guy's wife went and made the floor all checkerboard and installed sissy-white cabinets and put everything all anal-retentively neat. He must be so ashamed.
Now see, I would pretend not to notice if I went to their house. Because this is just so wrong.
But Mr. I'm-Married-To-A-Martha-Stewart-Wannabe got her » READ MORE
I Want To Be Your Friend.
By ChewMouseThat was very pathetic but listen: I seem unable to accept offers of friendship.
No, no, it's not a psychological thing, it's some glitch, I click "yes" or "accept" and I get a page saying it did not work.
You think it's easy being a mouse on a computer? Do you? It's very difficult.
Also, could it be they know I cannot decorate? Is that possible?
I'm so screwed if that's the case.
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Hello ChewMouse, sorry for using the "Mouse" name, but I don't know your real name, so sorry. I am very sorry!
Thank you very very much for writing about me and my products. I love it! Please keep it on as much as you like.
And me and my husband, we read your article about us Canadians and loved it big time. My husband says he wants to forward it to both national newspapers. Canadians are not only polite, they are very vain and like to read good things about themselves, how they are peaceful and nice, and smart (you never mentioned that part).
So thank you very much again,
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I tried to send you email at Chewmouse@chewmouse.com, but for some reason email came back with following message:
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Sexist and offensive....hmmmm.
Caval, we have freedom of speech in the US. I suggest you take your toys elsewhere if you are so offended. Because you bore the hell outta me.
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